Eat at Nicks: Carolinians and Conservatives
Its not yet time for the pool party, gentlemen.
The world is unsatisfied.
The world wants another war.
Not the best way to start an editorial, but whatever. I woke up two days ago and discovered with pleasure that the Austenasian Civil War was finally over. I sat back on my chair, still with my pajamas on, and smiled, feeling very relieved, as if my job now as a journalist was over. “No more Austenasian Civil War, no more articles. I am unemployed”, I thought amused. Unfortunately, I was epically wrong.
Of course I will not talk about the Royal Carolinian Order because I just find it rather ridiculous, and I will not talk abut the people that still try to speculate on the Civil War by giving out medals and protesting about who is the real Emperor of Austenasia either (since it was Caroline herself that agreed to renounce to the crown). It’s time to turn the page.
What was I saying? Oh yeah… not very long after the signing of the Treaty of Ruskin Road, I noticed that my job was not yet over: another argument was starting, this time between the Conservatives and the Commies. Yay! Yet Another Cold War, shall we?
Seriously, for those who didn’t follow the story, this is what’s going on: one day, some Conservative parties decided to unite under the Intermicronational Conservative Alliance. Not a problem, except that the ICA’s main intention is to “fight the opposing ideologies of Socialism and Communism“, which of course was not taken with sympathy by one of our “main Commies”, Will Sœrgèl, the leader of Sandus,and how I like to call him, “the husband of Communism”. What he did was to promptly and officially publish its point of view on MicroWiki about the ICA. It is true that Mr. Sœrgèl maybe loves to publish its point of view, even when he is not mentioned, but this time, it was after the ICA condemned him and his ideology, describing him and Sandus as “Pure intolorance! (sic)”. Replies followed, Secundomia joined the fight in favor of the ICA and Sandus promised them to give an official response by today (which is, by the way, a National day in Sandus, so congratulations).
Now, you might ask yourself, who is the creator of the Intermicronational Conservative Alliance and the starter of all this fuss? Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Duke Bradley of Dullaham, Senator of Wyvern and protagonist of the UUS War Attempt and the Austenasian Civil War, both of which forced him to resign as Minister of Foreign Affairs of Wyvern after the immediate protests in the Kingdom against what he did. Leader of the Conservative Party of Wyvern, Bradley is a renowned champion of spelling and grammar, which make him one of the most charismatic leaders of MicroWiki. Check by yourself. His views on Sandus are generally negative, describing its government as “intolorend (sic)”.
But did this little quarrel generate only because of Bradley’s organisation? I must say that, after reviewing what I saw on MicroWiki, that Mr. Sœrgèl is not a saint either. He righfully replied to the attack made by the ICA against him and Sandus, but on the other side, doesn’t seem willing to stop this argument once and for all, trying always to “win the battle” against the Conservatives. Furthermore, while the whole argument is, wrongfully if you allow me to say, based on a “battle of ideologies”, the leader of Sandus continues to reply to the Conservatives because it’s the “will of the Sandum people“, although it is known intermicronationally that the current active population of the DPRS is 1: its founder and leader.
I’d prefer that both Sandus and the Intermicronational Conservative Alliance, particularly Bradley of Dullaham, do something more constructive, like for example harvesting some crops, or playing Monopoly with their family. Our community would be much safer without any more arguments, especially now that the Austenasian Civil War is over, and we have the ways to stop them. But if things do get seriously, I am hoping governments to react quickly on the matter. This is just another of those lame ideological fights that you regularly see on Youtube; there’s no winner, so just ignore your “rival”. Is it that hard to work in a peaceful environment for more than a month?